At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I’m serious about this stuff. I’m up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It’s probably the thing I do best.
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
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Engineer plans to build real-life version of Starship Enterprise within 20 years
Capt. Kirk explored the universe in the USS Enterprise around the year 2250, but at least one engineer thinks it can be done this century.
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i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
How cool is that!!! I wish my library was so boss!
This guy… I… I just want to be him.
Favorite Movies Friday: Some Like It Hot
“Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.”
